Miska's
birthday
You're invited to celebrate Miska with good company and one very special machine. The headliner is Paavo's Toxic Slime Money Printer - a device that turns good vibes into crisp, slightly hazardous bills.
Paavo's Toxic Slime Money Printer
Fresh off the bench, Paavo's machine does one thing and does it well: it prints money. The catch is the money is made of toxic slime, so it is not legal tender anywhere. It is, however, the only currency accepted at this party.
> statusoperational
> outputslime bills
> currencyvibes
> legal tenderno
> warrantyvoid
Go on. Give it a spin. The machine is fully operational and fully unsupervised.
The fine print
The real date, time, and place are still being negotiated with the universe. The moment they exist, you'll hear about it.
- To be announced
- To be announced
- Birthday clothes. Slime protection optional.
Count yourself in
Tell Miska you're coming. No account, no email, no fuss - just your name and your intentions.
See you there
Miska is worth celebrating. The printer is just the bonus.